So This Happened To Me Today: Sh*thead

So, this happened to me today. I wear a hat 99.999% of the time. Walked my dog this morning without a hat. A bird shit on my head. I guess that’s the universe telling me to put a hat on. Luckily, it didn’t get on my Lefty O’Doul’s shirt from San Francisco. That was one of Harry Kalas’ favorite haunts.

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