Made it down to my first 97.5 Fanatic Fantasy Fest this weekend. Saw a couple of morons fighting with bouncers and cops, but other than that it was a stellar afternoon. Well, aside from some Violations that distracted me during the four hours I was there. Looking back, there weren’t that many violations for the amount of people in attendance. Major props to the dude wearing the orange, throwback Buccaneers Jameis Winston jersey. Wish I got a picture of that! I did get a chance to document some Violations in the crowd. Here are the highlights!
MCW is a veteran, above-average beer drinker. What’s she doing double-fisting CORONA-LIGHT??!!!Sproles is a good jersey, but no jersey is good TUCKED IN!Slider shoes and slider shoes WITH SOCKS are always a Violation at public events. These things are a fire hazard. If a fire breaks out and you’re wearing these, you’re getting trampled on!Multiple Violations here…Mets gear, jorts, cell phone on the waistband! Where is this guy’s friend? He’s gotta have one!Was borderline Violation while he was with the team!Nice guy. Great player. But, not here long enough to be a classic!Hard to see in the photo, but you guys won’t care with that view. PBR dancers rockin’ control top pantyhose with chaps? The hose are kind of a Violation, but control top pushes it over the edge. PBR needs to supply these ladies with some sheer to waist hose, if they’re gonna make them wear them. Bad look up close!A generic 5? it’s better to go jersey with no number than this, if it’s an Eagles jersey!Being that this isn’t Colt or Gary Anderson, this is personalized. Violation!The sandales are rough, but not a Violation in and of themselves. FILA sandals? Fila anything is a Violation…This ain’t 1998!A Barkley Suns jersey?If you ain’t in Nashville, there’s no need for a cowboy boot beer cup. If you ain’t south of the Mason-Dixon line there’s not need for a cowboy boot beer cup. If you’re an Eagles fan and hate the Cowboys, there’s definitely no need for a cowboy beer cup.
