Doug Pederson…The Man, That Hair

Is Doug Pederson gonna be a great NFL head coach? Nobody knows. I just watched the introductory press conference that was full of talking points and moments where I felt talked down to. Doug seems like a good guy and I wish him the best for him and for us Eagles fans.

I do know this, the 47-year-old has a great head of hair. As a balding man, I can’t help but give the man props where hair props are due.

Pederson’s hair is thick with a classically mature salt and pepper tone. He rocks a nice part not quite in the middle, but a little off to the right. He’s follicly lucky. Hopefully that translates to gridiron lucky.

I’m thinking the Eagles should manufacture Pederson wigs immediately for sale at training camp. A regular version and visor version should be available. What better way to sell the hair pieces than the front office rocking them. So, here’s some mockups for the ad campaign. Owner Jeffrey Lurie, President Don Smolenski, and Howie Roseman.

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SmolenskiĀ is the clear winner here. With that hair, that’s a face that should be a CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Jeff Lurie looks the oddest, right out of a Hair Club for Men ad. He should be driving a corvette. Lurie definitely needs the visor version. Howie looks like a cross between a personal injury attorney on the back of a SEPTA bus or old school Yellow Pages and a small town mortician.

PEDERSON WIGS FOR EVERYONE!

Greg

Mayor of Jawnville. Sports-junkie, writer, observer of the absurd. I rarely wear a suit, but when I do it's a 40R. Juniata Park & North Catholic proud.

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Mayor of Jawnville. Sports-junkie, writer, observer of the absurd. I rarely wear a suit, but when I do it's a 40R. Juniata Park & North Catholic proud.
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