A Day in Jawnville: NFL Draft Day 1

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If you didn’t make it down to the Parkway for Day 1 of the NFL Draft, it’s worth checking out before it leaves town. There’s a ton of exhibits and activities for the kids and they’re all free. Lines were a bit crazy on Day 1, so I’d expect lines for even getting into the NFL Draft shop. No biggy, you got all day!

Here’s some of what we saw:

As beautiful as the Parkway looked, it’s still the city so of course we saw some COCKROACHES.

Part of the main walkway is lined with large replica team helmets. It’s like being miniaturized and placed into a gumball machine full of those tiny replica NFL helmets.

Philly fans had to mock the helmet and people taking picture with hit. We saw dude mocking taking a piss on the helmet, some thumbs down and middle finger photo bombs.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Best Hat Award goes to this guy, even though it’s backwards.

People…PEOPLE…we’ve been through this before. NFL and Tie-dye DOES NOT GO TOGETHER.

Love the lofty expectations of the NFL by putting up this handy sign so that people know which can to put their trash into for recycling purposes. Are they for real? Let’s just hope the trash finds its way into a trash can period. I was there for an hour and didn’t see one person stop to look as this list of directions. They could’ve done more for the environment by simply saving this paper and not printing it up.

This just ain’t right in Philly.

In the Crazy Pants Department.

Loogie of the Day! Yes, it’s a loogie. I saw the shorter, dude in his 50’s honk this one up and expel it.

These Segways are always a VIOLATION, even on first responders.

Like Whoa…

Violation. Can’t disrespecting a @sethjoyner jersey like that. Jalen Mills, definitely.

Sometimes standing around just makes ya wanna put a towel on your head.

Nice Oilers throwback.

What the hell..part II

Mikey Miss of 97.5 consistently had one of the busier tents.

Had to close on this one. If you can’t read it, it says: “I’ll Be Your Halftime Show.”