Are the Phillies Serious?

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I got this in my email inbox this afternoon and it’s a total violation:

Freddy? Odubel? How tough was the job to send out this crock of crap today? It couldn’t have been easy to hit the send button on this mass email, unless you haven’t seen a game since April 18th.

Let’s be real, Phillies. This is how it should’ve looked:

Cesar is the ONLY Phillie remotely worthy of getting an All-Star vote this year and possibly starting. Daniel Murphy is probably more deserving, but you can make an argument for Cesar, especially if you’re a fan of the sabermetrics WAR stat.

In reality, Cesar will be the only Phillie added to the All-Star roster after the starting lineups are determined because one Phillie has to be there.

Let’s not insult Phillies fan during this difficult season.