Alshon Jeffery Came Up Small & Other Eagles/Chiefs Observations

Alshon Jeffery is listed as 6’3″. Eric Murray #21 on the Chiefs is listed  at 5’11”. Somehow, Murray got over Jeffery to tip the last ditch Hail Mary play at the end of the game and it wasn’t even close. Murray’s deflecting hand is at least ten inches higher than Alshon’s outstretched hand.

So, is Alshon shrinking? How does a 5’11” guy out-jump a 6’3″ guy? Terrible positioning for sure. Alshon might want to reach out to Joel Embiid for some boxing out and rebounding tips.

Daniel Sorensen may have had the play of the game when he launched himself into orbit to make a play on Wentz.

The FOX crew found a woman apparently in the middle of a sunglasses photo shoot during the game.

The Eagles offensive line struggled at times, like this play where five Eagles couldn’t block three Chiefs.

I want to get a beer with this woman. She looks like she’ll crush us all in beer bongs AND she’s totally down with going to a football game with a person wearing a gorilla costume and jersey. Seriously, who has a wife or girlfriend that would put up with that while pounding a Coors Light in a Koozie?

I never took Andy Reid as a fashion icon, but apparently his look is all the rage in Kansas City.

Ed Rendell looking sharp as hell on Eagles Postgame Live on CSN Philly. Is that Hugo Boss that he’s wearing?

Not related to the Eagles, but these dudes in Seattle clearly had the best beards of the day. I’m surprised they found time for the game. I figured they’d be glued to that new Hillary Clinton book. The guy in the middle is like the beard-less drummer of ZZ Top

Greg

Mayor of Jawnville. Sports-junkie, writer, observer of the absurd. I rarely wear a suit, but when I do it's a 40R. Juniata Park & North Catholic proud.

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Mayor of Jawnville. Sports-junkie, writer, observer of the absurd. I rarely wear a suit, but when I do it’s a 40R. Juniata Park & North Catholic proud.

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