Category Archives: Eagles

2017 Jersey Longevity Rankings

With all four teams recently concluding their drafts, it is time to release the 2017 Jersey Longevity Rankings. This is our guide for anyone looking to buy a new jersey for any of the four major Philadelphia sports teams and … Continue reading

Posted in Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Random, Sixers | Comments Off on 2017 Jersey Longevity Rankings

Deerest Carson Trolls Philly

For some unknown reason, over a holiday weekend, Carson Wentz decided to troll Philly fans. In case you were busy drinking, grilling, vaping, or at the beach and missed the tweet, here it is: Philly has been doing cheesesteaks for … Continue reading

Posted in Eagles | Comments Off on Deerest Carson Trolls Philly

Fletcher Cox Should be Setting an Example at OTA’s

I recently heard some old football head somewhere talk about Terrell Owens’ work ethic early in his career. Same said old-head mentioned that Owens had said he was blown away, as a rookie, by Jerry Rice’s work ethic and sought … Continue reading

Posted in Eagles | Comments Off on Fletcher Cox Should be Setting an Example at OTA’s

Philly NFL Draft Provides Hope for Society

Our sports allegiances run deep, often passed down through generations. Our sports rivals run even deeper, often manifesting in violence against rival fans. Nowhere in the U.S. do sports allegiances and rivalries come to a violent head more often than … Continue reading

Posted in Day in Jawnville, Eagles | Comments Off on Philly NFL Draft Provides Hope for Society

A Day in Jawnville: NFL Draft Day 1

If you didn’t make it down to the Parkway for Day 1 of the NFL Draft, it’s worth checking out before it leaves town. There’s a ton of exhibits and activities for the kids and they’re all free. Lines were … Continue reading

Posted in Day in Jawnville, Eagles, Random | Comments Off on A Day in Jawnville: NFL Draft Day 1

4 Reasons the Eagles Should Stay Away from Christian McCaffrey

Howie Roseman and the Eagles need to stay away from Christian McCaffrey. No way, no how do I want to see McCaffrey in an Eagles helmet. I don’t want a running back period, but McCaffrey may be the running back … Continue reading

Posted in Eagles | Comments Off on 4 Reasons the Eagles Should Stay Away from Christian McCaffrey

Winners Don’t Draft Running Backs

Eagles fans were desperate for a wide receiver (Mike Williams or Corey Davis) in the first round of this upcoming draft until Howie filled that need with Alshon Jeffrey and Torrey Smith. Now, the fans want a running back to … Continue reading

Posted in Eagles | Comments Off on Winners Don’t Draft Running Backs

Eagles Fans Should Thank This Guy…

Eagles fans are happy. They should be. Howie Roseman and the Eagles signed Alshon Jeffrey, Torrey Smith, and Chance Warmack to team-friendly one year deals. They have team options on Torrey Smith so they control him at cap-friendly numbers if … Continue reading

Posted in Eagles, Sixers | Comments Off on Eagles Fans Should Thank This Guy…

Eagles Payroll Phucked

The Eagles have reportedly asked Jason Peters to take a pay cut. He is set to earnĀ $10.45 million in 2017 and carries a cap number of $11.2M. Peters is the highest paid Eagle this year. Why would Peters agree to … Continue reading

Posted in Eagles, News | Comments Off on Eagles Payroll Phucked

Seth Joyner Still Rules

Seth is one of my all-time favorite Eagles. He was the heart and soul of the old Buddy Ryan teams. Decades later, he still rules. With one word, he instantly had the tweet of the day. It was in response … Continue reading

Posted in Eagles, News | Comments Off on Seth Joyner Still Rules