Category Archives: Phillies

A Day in Jawnville: Phillies and Mets

While most you were watching Jordan Matthews’ last game as a Philadelphia Eagle last night, I was surrounded by annoying Mets fans at the Phillies game. As usual, there were a fair share of strange sights and violations. We should’ve … Continue reading

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Enough with Pete Rose

Can we please be done with Pete Rose, especially in Philly. The guy is undeniably one of the all-time greats in baseball, but also one of the all-time creeps in life. We don’t need a Phillies Wall of Fame inductee … Continue reading

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5 Questions with Philly Legend Dan Baker

If you’re a Philly sports fan, Dan Baker is probably a household name. If you’ve been to a Phillies or Eagles game in the past three decades, you’ve heard his welcoming and pleasant voice. Dan has been the public address … Continue reading

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Trading for Stanton and Yelich Makes Too Much Sense

If you’re a Phillies fan and you don’t want to trade for Giancarlo Stanton and Christian Yelich, I want what you’re smoking—especially if it’s an indica. There is zero reason for the Phillies not to do this deal yesterday. Look … Continue reading

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2017 Jersey Longevity Rankings

With all four teams recently concluding their drafts, it is time to release the 2017 Jersey Longevity Rankings. This is our guide for anyone looking to buy a new jersey for any of the four major Philadelphia sports teams and … Continue reading

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Ty Kelly – Utility Player & Renaissance Man

Who doesn’t love the adorable Phillies 28 year-old utility player Ty Kelly? You know, the dude currently hitting .211. He’s also the guy who had the pinch-hit double off Red Sox pitcher Chris Sale to drive in the winning run. … Continue reading

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3 Minutes of Phillies Fans Dancing, Kiss Cam & More

It’s hard to believe, but the Phillies lost another one last night to the Boston Red Sox. Boston pitcher Brian Johnson left in the middle of the 3rd inning with shoulder discomfort. Hector Velasquez, just called up from AAA, came … Continue reading

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Are the Phillies Serious?

I got this in my email inbox this afternoon and it’s a total violation: Freddy? Odubel? How tough was the job to send out this crock of crap today? It couldn’t have been easy to hit the send button on … Continue reading

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A Day in Jawnville: Dollar Dogs, the Wave, and a dude.

Last night as Citizens Bank Park was a spectacle that had nothing to do with the team itself. Au contraire, it’s the fans. Philadelphia’s Citizens Bank Park looked more like a minor league stadium in the middle of Wisconsin last … Continue reading

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A Day in Jawnville: Phillies vs. Mets

I returned to Citizens Bank Park last night for the Clay Buchholz implosion followed by Adam Morgan doing what he does best—giving up runs. Here are our sights, observations, and violations from last night. VIOLATIONS: The cockroach Mets fans were … Continue reading

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