Category Archives: Phillies

A Great Day in Philly

I couldn’t feel much better. I just finished a three-day cleanse where I ate only mung beans/rice/spices (kitchari), apples and water and added in a little castor oil on day two to clean out the old digestive pipes. But that’s … Continue reading

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Rhys Hoskins Doppleganger?

Is it me or does Rhys Hoskins look like the dude from Scream, Matthew Lillard?

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Rhys Hoskins is Also a Good Dude

Rhys Hoskins looks to be ready to take on Joel Embiid as the city’s favorite athlete. In addition to smashing home runs left and right, this happened today. A guy named Andrew tweeted this picture of what I’m guessing is … Continue reading

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Phillies Usher Needs to Chill

Rhys Hoskins is on a home-run tear the likes of which Major League Baseball has never seen. Even he can’t help attendance at Citizens Bank Park these days. Last night’s paid attendance (9/15) was announced as somewhere in the ballpark … Continue reading

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Rhys Hoskins is NOT Dom Brown

Stop it. Stop it. STOP IT! Stop clinging to the failures of Dom Brown and waiting for Rhys Hoskins to fall off into obscurity in a blaze of non-glory like Brown. If you can’t tell that Hoskins is not Dom … Continue reading

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A Day in Jawnville: Marlins Stiffing Autograph Seekers

As I ran for cover during last night’s epic thunderstorm, I stumbled onto the Marlins team bus arriving at their hotel a little past midnight. Giancarlo Stanton, Christian Yelich, and the rest of the Marlins gave a cold shoulder to … Continue reading

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Phillies Make an Offer I Can’t Refuse

The Phillies are making an offer that I can’t refuse. Darn you, Phillies! Fans can pay $50 for a ticket to every home game in September. That’s 15 total games for $50! If you go to 2 games with standing … Continue reading

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A Day in Jawnville: Phillies and Mets

While most you were watching Jordan Matthews’ last game as a Philadelphia Eagle last night, I was surrounded by annoying Mets fans at the Phillies game. As usual, there were a fair share of strange sights and violations. We should’ve … Continue reading

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Enough with Pete Rose

Can we please be done with Pete Rose, especially in Philly. The guy is undeniably one of the all-time greats in baseball, but also one of the all-time creeps in life. We don’t need a Phillies Wall of Fame inductee … Continue reading

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5 Questions with Philly Legend Dan Baker

If you’re a Philly sports fan, Dan Baker is probably a household name. If you’ve been to a Phillies or Eagles game in the past three decades, you’ve heard his welcoming and pleasant voice. Dan has been the public address … Continue reading

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