Happy New Year. As I write this, it is officially three days past New Year’s Day, which puts me within the New Year’s Statute of…
On March 6, 2005, at about 12:35 a.m. my partner and I left a restaurant in Northern Liberties and flagged a cab to head home.…
It’s the middle of the day or just after you shower and nature calls. It’s the worst, even when it’s a solid, healthy movement. A…
Car break-ins have increased in certain neighborhoods over the past year or so. I fell victim to a few months back. Luckily, they got into…
This came up on my Facebook feed this week. Philadoptables is a fantastic non-profit that provides supportive services and funds to Philadelphia’s Animal Care &…
I don’t have kids, but I get it. Lugging around your fidgety 30 lb bundle of joy can be a pain in the ass. No…
[Originally posted in 2014, but multiple interactions this week with people mentioning riding the “blue line” have deemed it necessary to re-post] A friend of…
As mayor of Jawnville, every now and then I have to issue a Public Service Announcement for the benefit of our wonderful village. This becomes…
The lady wanted to head into the store on Urban Outfitters store Walnut Street to check out their housewares and holiday gifts section this weekend.…
A friend of mine recently told me he was taking the subway from 5th & Market to the University of Pennsylvania. I told him that…