Category Archives: Rant

Phillies Usher Needs to Chill

Rhys Hoskins is on a home-run tear the likes of which Major League Baseball has never seen. Even he can’t help attendance at Citizens Bank Park these days. Last night’s paid attendance (9/15) was announced as somewhere in the ballpark … Continue reading

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A Day in Jawnville: Don’t Shut Down Streets for Your Kids

I don’t have kids. Maybe I can’t understand this because of being kidless, but this has to be a violation. I came across this sign while walking through town yesterday. At the far end of the block was a guy … Continue reading

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Enough with Pete Rose

Can we please be done with Pete Rose, especially in Philly. The guy is undeniably one of the all-time greats in baseball, but also one of the all-time creeps in life. We don’t need a Phillies Wall of Fame inductee … Continue reading

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TOOLBAG ALERT: Ed Sheeran

It’s bad enough Ed Sheeran infiltrated Game of Thrones with a pointless cameo. He also recently did a couple of shows at Wells Fargo and decided to have a cheesesteak while in town. Did he go to Pat’s? Geno’? Jim’s? … Continue reading

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RANT: 5 Most Annoying Dog Owners (Guardians)

Philly is a dog-friendly city. From sunriseĀ to sunset, the streets and parks are filled with Philadelphians and their pooches. Most of the dog guardians (owner implies ownership and dogs aren’t property) are good, decent, considerate people. However, as you know, … Continue reading

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RANT: F**K the Friends of Rittenhouse Square

F**K the Friends of Rittenhouse Square. There, I said or typed what every sane person in the city of Philadelphia is thinking. This has to be the most narcissistic, out-of-touch, NIMBY group of elitists since, well, the Friends of Rittenhouse … Continue reading

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RANT: Keep Your Strollers and Dogs Out!

I don’t have kids, but I get it. Lugging around your fidgety 30 lb bundle of joy can be a pain in the ass. No doubt. That’s where strollers come in handy, especially for long hauls. That being said, there … Continue reading

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RANT: F**K LANE JOHNSON

Yesterday was a frustrating day for Eagles fans. F**K LANE JOHNSON. Carson Wentz has been sacked, hurried or knocked down on 22 of 27 drop backs today. — Joe Giglio (@JoeGiglioSports) October 16, 2016 F**K LANE JOHNSON. Howie Roseman and … Continue reading

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They’re Called the El and Subway!

[Originally posted in 2014, but multiple interactions this week with people mentioning riding the “blue line” have deemed it necessary to re-post] A friend of mine recently told me he was taking the subway from 5th & Market to the … Continue reading

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RANT: RESIDENTIAL AREA SIGNS

Saw these signs in and around the South Street area while checking out the new Milkboy location at 4th and South Streets. This sign was on American Street, a tiny street between 2nd and 3rd. This is how far the … Continue reading

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