Category Archives: Violations

RANT: 5 Most Annoying Dog Owners (Guardians)

Philly is a dog-friendly city. From sunrise to sunset, the streets and parks are filled with Philadelphians and their pooches. Most of the dog guardians (owner implies ownership and dogs aren’t property) are good, decent, considerate people. However, as you know, … Continue reading

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A Day in Jawnville: Phillies vs. Mets

I returned to Citizens Bank Park last night for the Clay Buchholz implosion followed by Adam Morgan doing what he does best—giving up runs. Here are our sights, observations, and violations from last night. VIOLATIONS: The cockroach Mets fans were … Continue reading

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2017 Phillies Home Opener

Three days later and I think I finally thawed out and sobered up from the Phillies 2017 Home Opener. The ballpark always feels alive on Opening Day, probably the last time all season. As usual, Opening Day was a sell-out … Continue reading

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Cameron Rupp is a Troll

Cameron Rupp had a nice year last year for the Phillies and has been in the system for 6 years. That’s the Philadelphia Phillies. Ya know, the same town that has the Sixers, Flyers, and Eagles. Rupp is from Plano, … Continue reading

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Bare Back Doug?

Watching Doug Pederson’s day-after press conference while working. Couldn’t help but notice a fair amount of pale flesh showing underneath Coach’s windbreaker. Is Doug seriously rocking a windbreaker without a base-layer? That’s a total violation! I can’t imagine he’s wearing … Continue reading

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VIOLATION King of Prussia Modells

King of Prussia is not in Philadelphia. This is true. It’s about 20 miles outside of the city. However, King of Prussia is over 1,200 miles from Dallas, Texas. So imagine my surprise when I received this tweet from the … Continue reading

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Steve Mason Violation!

For starters, congratulations to Flyers goalie Steve Mason on the arrival of his new daughter Emma. May him and his family have a lifetime of health and laughs! It’s not an easy job, but we have to call out Steve … Continue reading

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A Day in Jawnville: 97.5’s FANTASY FEST 2016

Saturday was 97.5 the Fanatic’s annual Fantasy Fest. This year’s crowd looked way larger than last year. Inside Xfinity Live was jammed packed and the outdoor was more than just overflow. That was an entirely different party. If you weren’t there, … Continue reading

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Phillies Fans are Lazy Nerds

Last night was the third annual Star Wars Night at Citizens Bank Park. This was my first time attending the Jedi inspired night at the ballpark. For the record, this was part of my partial season plan. I didn’t seek this … Continue reading

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Xfinity X1 VIOLATION!

The Phillies are not going to be good this year. They may be fun, but not good. The current running Xfinity X1 commercial takes a shot at the Phillies. Take a look. The A’s pitcher Sonny Gray in the beginning … Continue reading

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