RANT: F**K LANE JOHNSON

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Yesterday was a frustrating day for Eagles fans.

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

Howie Roseman and Doug Pederson had a month to prepare for Lame Johnson’s suspension and they came up short.

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

Zach Ertz dropped a touchdown.

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

Pederson had Ertz helping Jason Peters at times instead of Vaitai.

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

The Eagles secondary looked bad. They were a step behind all game, with the Malcolm Jenkins pick 6.

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

While the Eagles secondary struggled, Eric Rowe made his debut at cornerback with the Patriots in the second half yesterday and held A.J. Green to 2 catches and 32 yards.

“Cornerback Eric Rowe helped make a difference yesterday after a long wait for his Patriots debut. ” via Boston Herald

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

The Eagles killed themselves with undisciplined penalties, especially the Fletcher Cox roughing the passer.

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

The Eagles wide receivers faced a ton of man coverage and, for the most part, couldn’t get open.

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

Jim Schwartz’s defense couldn’t tackle and made any Redskins running back look like Earl Campbell.

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

F**k Lane Johnson because with all of the above that went wrong, and more, the Eagles still had a chance to win this game against Washington.  When Wentz had time he continued to be effective. One has to assume that he’d have a bit more time to throw had Lane Johnson been playing.

However, he was not. Lane Johnson is in Oklahoma because of his SECOND PED INFRACTION. This was Johnson’s statement after his first suspension:

“I am extremely sorry for this mistake and I will learn from it and be smarter in the future,” Johnson’s statement said. “I would like to sincerely apologize to Mr. (Jeff) Lurie, (general manager) Howie Roseman, Coach (Chip) Kelly and his staff, my teammates and our amazing Philadelphia Eagles fans.” via USAToday

How sorry was he? What did he learn from it? At this point, one has to believe that Lane Johnson is either extremely selfish, stupid, or an average player who needs to cheat to excel. All of which suck.

He hung his teammates, the franchise, and the fans out to dry.  For that reason and that reason alone…

F**K LANE JOHNSON.

*credit to @PHIL1166 to be the first I heard to label him Lame Johnson before the season began.