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Eagles Will Win….Because They Have Nothing to Lose

Stress can make one sick. Stress can cause one to lose sleep. Stress, and an inability to handle it properly, can cause athletes to underperform–choke, if you will. Luckily for Philly sports fans the Eagles should be heading into Super … Continue reading

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Hey Minnesota and Millie, We’re Sorry Not Sorry

“Being so bad got me feelin’ so good Showing you up like I knew that I would Baby, I’m sorry (I’m not sorry)” -Demi Lovato (Sorry Not Sorry“) Walking home from the 2017-18 NFC Championship game I stumbled across two … Continue reading

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Nick Foles Playoff Stats

Nick Foles’ Playoff QB Rating has been above 100 in all 3 postseason games he has started. Foles career Postseason rating of 116.4 is also higher than Joe Montana’s 95.6. What the heck is going on?? Foles also happens to … Continue reading

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Fox NFL Crew Films on Passyunk Ave

We’ve heard stories of Vikings fans wandering into bars in South Philly and be treating with great kindness. Reports are even that Eagles fans bought Vikings fans rounds of drinks. In addition, our tipsters say that the FOX NFL Sunday … Continue reading

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Minnesota’s Oldest Fan Millie Converts to Philly!

Have you seen the Millie to Philly story about 99 year-old Vikings fan Millie getting free tickets to the NFC Championship game? This was her last week. Apparently, after reading about the culture and city of Philadelphia she’s converted quicker … Continue reading

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Vikings’ Fans are Scared of Eagles’ Fans

The Star-Tribune did an article about Sun Country airlines adding an extra flight to Philly from Minneapolis in case people wanted to make the trek to Philly and “paint the town purple” while watching the Eagles win. They also gave … Continue reading

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Philly Ready for Northeast to Lose Their Shiznit

Philly authorities are getting ready to the good old Northeast to lose their shiznit after the Eagles beat the Vikings on Sunday. The intersection of Frankford & Cottman Aves is always a mecca for Philly celebratory sports shenanigans. Remember??? Here’s … Continue reading

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Eagles Fans Be Like…

How do you know who is an Eagles fan this week? It’s easy. They’re walking around like this dude…

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Numbers Show Eagles’ D Might Be Better

It’s Tuesday and I’m already tired of hearing about the greatness of the Vikings defense, while talking about the Eagles defense like it’s some kind of second-class squad. How much better is the Vikings defense than the Eagles’? Is the … Continue reading

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The Vikings? BRING IT!

My feet hurt from the eight hours of standing on multiple hand warmers shoved into my sneakers. The bedroom reeked of Miller-Lite-induced flatulence. Each swallow felt like I had a cactus stuck in the back of my throat from four … Continue reading

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